Lyric

Doberman Pinscher | Minneapolis, MN

Age : 1 Month 1 DayBabyMaleLargeBrown/Chocolate with Tan

About

Meet Lyric

Introducing: Doberman puppy Lyric PLEASE NOTE!!! FENCE required, application required, good pet care history required. We will check. To be considered you MUST read our policy and fill out an application. Red Doberman | Male | 4 weeks old | Future World Ruler- Leader (or Sofa Emperor) Name: Lyric Age: 4 weeks Sign: Chaotic Good Special Skills: Wiggling with purpose, eating gruel with gusto, planning a puppy-led uprising Do you feel like your life lacks structure, excitement, or tiny overlords in training? Meet Lyric, a red Doberman baby boy with BIG dreams, stubby legs, and no understanding of personal space. He’s four weeks old, just figuring out how walking works (spoiler: it’s mostly falling right now), and already strategizing how to take over the living room... then the neighborhood... then the world. Why should you adopt Lyric? Well, are you tired of peaceful mornings? Ready to replace your slippers with teeth marks and your schedule with naps, snacks, and sudden sprints? Lyric is here to change your life through the power of: Round-the-clock potty training adventures (He goes! You clean! Bonding!). Tactical Chewing Exercises – he's testing your furniture’s durability and your emotional resilience. This is elite training. Obedience classes where you learn to be more patient, and he learns to sit when there's cheese involved. Lyric believes in equality: all shoes deserve chewing, all laps are for sitting, and all humans are potential snack dispensers. He’s a visionary. A tiny, potato-shaped visionary who doesn’t know what a leash is but is 100% convinced he’s destined to lead something—maybe a pack, maybe a revolution, maybe just your household chores. In return, you’ll get: A loyal companion who will stare at you while you pee (love is weird like that). Snuggles that feel like a weighted blanket made of joy. The proud title of “Parent to the Puppy President.” Lyric’s Goals: Learn to run without faceplanting Conquer crate training like the noble beast he is Start a podcast about treat inequality He’s not just a puppy. He’s a lifestyle. A commitment. A 8-pound motivational speaker who barks at his own reflection. Adopt Lyric. Before someone else elects him. Or he elects himself. Either way, world domination is imminent, and you’ll want to say you knew him back when he was just a goo-covered baby genius learning to walk. Apply now. Your future is Lyric-shaped. www.uniteddobermanrescue.org

Adoption Process
Applicants must submit an adoption application, followed by background and reference checks, and finally a home visit to be completed by a qualified volunteer. A home visit report is submitted to the Board of Directors for review. If approved, the applicant is allowed to meet available dogs in our care. If the applicant decides to adopt, a detailed contract must be executed together with an adoption donation ranging from $250 to $500.

Contact
United Doberman Rescue
(612) 405-8522
[email protected]
http://www.UnitedDobermanRescue.com