The Funniest Dachshund Memes

Our Favorite Dachshund Memes

If you own a Dachshund, you know they’ve got an oversized personality and these hilarious memes say it all!

Weiner dog meme - don't judge me for things i did a few seconds ago, ive changed since then.
 

Weiner dog meme - doxie butts drive me nuts

 

Weiner dog meme - get in loser we're going to petsmart

 

Weiner dog meme - give me the bacon slave!
Weiner dog meme - go ahead call me a wiener one more time

 

Weiner dog meme - good morning i'll just whine and bark until you wake up human

 

Weiner dog meme - he just stole my girl

 

Weiner dog meme - hello sir may i fetch you something this evening

 

Weiner dog meme - how about no

 

Weiner dog meme - how's about we both agree... You never cut my nails again

 

Weiner dog meme - i am the lead character in my own story

 

Weiner dog meme - i don't always go for a ride in the car but when i do i ride like i'm taking off to the moon

 

Weiner dog meme - i don't always pee on the floor but when i do it's because it's raining outside

 

Weiner dog meme - i know i look fancy

 

Weiner dog meme - i love how the grass tickles my nipples when i run.

 

Weiner dog meme - i thought there would be bacon in here

 

Weiner dog meme - i want to lick your face

 

Weiner dog meme - i'm deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and actions.

 

Weiner dog meme - im done licking my butt now i will lick your face

 

Weiner dog meme - it's how cold outside. Nope, no plans today.

 

Weiner dog meme - lol get it weiner dog

 

Fantastic Dachshund Dog Memes

Weiner dog meme - my man work and come home exhausted all so he can pay the bills and spoil me

 

Weiner dog meme - off to seez de wizerd.. De wuderful wizerd of oz

 

Weiner dog meme - ok now close the lid! The mailman's not going to know what hit'em

 

Weiner dog meme - ok, iit was me, i farted

 

Weiner dog meme - one day that mailman is going to murder all of you and i will be like... Ha ha ha who needs to quit their barking and go lie down now

 

Weiner dog meme - shine bright like a dachshund

 

Weiner dog meme - so got any bacon back there

 

Weiner dog meme - sorry. The bed's full.

 

Weiner dog meme - spot me bro

 

Weiner dog meme - sunday football is not about who wins or loses - it's about whether or not you're sharing that bag of chips

 

Weiner dog meme - the main job of a dachshund owner. Restoring the ears to factory settings.

 

Weiner dog meme - these game of thrones cameos are getting out of control

 

Weiner dog meme - they said they are grilling hotdogs!

 

Weiner dog meme - they told me that i couold be anything... So i became a doberman

 

Weiner dog meme - weekend... Here i come!

 

Weiner dog meme - weiner dog window cleaners one lick is all it takes!

 

Weiner dog meme - well, i'm off to walmart.

 

Weiner dog meme - what's so funny

 

Weiner dog meme - when the landlord says 'no dogs'

 

Weiner dog meme - when you have no money and your friend offers to buy you food

 

Weiner dog meme - when you're sensitive and don't wanna get hurt no more.
Weiner dog meme - work, really. Again. Didn't you just do that yesterday

 

Weiner dog meme - wut is this word 'no' u speak of

 

Weiner dog meme - behold the loch ness weiner

 

Dachshund Dog Memes

Weiner dog meme - bark first ask questions later

 

Weiner dog meme - and so i grabbed the squirrel in my paws like this.

 

Weiner dog meme - you just gonna stand there or you gon help me

 

Weiner dog meme - you are sadly mistaken if you think this will convince us to go outside in the rain to pee.

 

Weiner dog meme - come at me bro!

 

Weiner dog meme - could you rub my belly

 

Weiner dog meme - dachshund. Bravery of a lion _cunning of a fox_bark of a doberman_body of a sausage

 

Weiner dog meme - dear santa, i want toys and treats but no clothes please no clothes

 

Weiner dog meme - did you know diet stands for did i eat that